Anti Social Social Club
老子
Me, motherfucker
无知是一种幸福
Ignorance is a kind of happiness
我自己长大后才晓得
I only learned that after growing up
收了钱不办事的人
People who take the money and do nothing
全部都是狗逼
They're all fucking scumbags
腿打断舌头分两半
Break their legs, split their tongues in two
脑花煮熟后再用芝麻油凉拌
Boil the brains, then serve them cold with sesame oil
再加少许蚝油和二十克香菜
Add a little oyster sauce and twenty grams of cilantro
其实还不能就这么算了
Actually, we can't just leave it at that
我有必要缠着你
I need to keep after you
生怕你胡言乱语
Afraid you might start talking nonsense
说了些不吉利的话
And say something inauspicious
祝你家全家暴毙
May your whole family drop dead
全家暴毙
Your whole family, dead
全家暴毙
Your whole family, dead
全家暴毙
Your whole family, dead
全家暴毙
Your whole family, dead
逼逼那么多
So much fucking talk
有本事干真的
Do it for real if you have the guts
法制社会
A society governed by law
行行好吧
Do me a favor
这么做容易耗水费电费
Doing this runs up the water and electricity bills
你怎么还没走
Why haven't you left yet?
请你赶快走
Please hurry up and leave
一个鬼哭
A ghost wails
一条狗咬
A dog bites
我看到这里我只能笑
At this point all I can do is laugh
冷风吹又吹
Cold wind blows and blows
我活在地下
I live underground
不是文化
Not the culture
土里埋
Buried in the dirt
给自己放个长假
Give myself a long vacation
因为我真的很失望
Because I'm truly disappointed
我就实话实说了吧
I'll just tell the truth
现在的一切都是假象
Everything now is an illusion
浮躁的表面
A restless, shallow surface
都像生活在横店
Like we're all living on a Hengdian film set
反社交
Anti-social
Notes
Recipes, classical poetry, utility bills and film sets supply the vocabulary for a furious refusal to socialize. Polite speech and everyday competence make the threats stranger, not softer.
老子
老子 is a swaggering, confrontational “I” here, with the underlying posture of “your father speaking.” It lets the first-person pronoun itself dominate the listener before the statement even arrives. The English uses an added swear to carry that force; plain “I’m anti-social” would lose the challenge embedded in who is speaking.
知道的太多整个人都不太好了
整个人都不太好了 is colloquial understatement for feeling completely thrown or overwhelmed: literally the whole person is “not very okay.” That conversational softness sits between the abrasive hook and the maxim about ignorance being happiness. Knowledge does not make this speaker masterful; it makes ordinary participation harder.
收了钱不办事
The grievance begins as a very concrete failed exchange: money has changed hands, but the promised action has not happened. That specificity matters before the extravagant punishment fantasy. Distrust here is not merely a fashionable anti-social pose; within the verse it starts with someone failing to do what they were paid to do.
二十克香菜
脑花 means brains as an ingredient, and 凉拌 is to dress and serve a dish cold. Oyster sauce and an exact twenty grams of cilantro turn the threat into a usable-sounding recipe. The calm 少许, “a little,” makes it worse: the speaker handles mutilation with the practical care of somebody getting dinner right.
不吉利的话
不吉利 means unlucky or ill-omened, language that might invite something bad. The speaker says he must keep someone from talking that way; immediately afterward, his own familiar poem opening becomes a wish for their family’s death. The verse turns its stated concern about bad speech into an example of it.
清明时节雨纷纷
This is the opening of Du Mu’s “Qingming,” a poem associated with spring rain, travelers’ sorrow and the season of honoring the dead. A listener who recognizes it is primed for familiar verse. Instead, the next line makes the addressee’s entire family dead: cultural recognition becomes the setup for a savage replacement ending.
谢谢好的
Two routine polite responses briefly reset the conversation after the family-death curse. They are followed almost immediately by another accusation of excessive talking. The etiquette sounds automatic, like clicking through an interaction, while the hostility has never actually gone away. The song repeatedly uses courteous phrasing as a hard cut rather than reconciliation.
耗水费电费
After daring someone to act and invoking a society governed by law, the voice starts counting water and electricity charges. The bathos is the point: frightening conduct is measured in household expenses. It also connects back to the recipe-like threat, where mutilation came with cooking methods and exact ingredient quantities.
风水不太好
风水 concerns the auspicious arrangement of places. Here “the feng shui is off” comes between asking why someone has not left and telling them to go immediately. The supposedly environmental problem is effectively the other person’s presence: removing them is the proposed improvement. It is a spatial excuse for a social rejection.
苦笑
苦, bitter, changes what laughter means. After a ghost’s crying and a dog’s biting have reduced the surrounding company to disruptive sounds, the speaker can only laugh without pleasure. The song’s grim comedy allows the same outward noise to register both ridicule and being worn down.
地下
地下 can mean physically underground or an underground cultural scene. The next lines explicitly reject “culture” and say buried in dirt, making the literal meaning central.
休息一下下
一下下 doubles the already small interval 一下, giving “just a little rest” a soft, almost coaxing sound. But it follows “buried in the dirt,” and the next line calls the rest a long vacation. The cute diminutive and holiday euphemism make the imagined withdrawal more unsettling than a straightforward declaration would be.
横店
Hengdian is a major film-production complex filled with constructed settings for different places and historical periods. The name turns “everything is an illusion” into a place you could walk around: public life looks like scenery and the people look cast in roles. After “I’ll tell the truth,” this is the image that explains the disappointment.
Independent, AI-assisted English translation. Not artist-authorized. Sources: Genius · original lyric transcript.