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Emperor

全部都是小偷

They're all thieves.

全部都是小偷

They're all thieves.

数不清的狗逼

Countless fucking assholes,

全部都是小偷

They're all thieves.

全部都是小偷

They're all thieves.

数不清的狗逼

Countless fucking assholes,

想偷走我的词

They want to steal my lyrics,

还想偷走我的曲

and steal my music too.

有点痴心妄想了

That's some wishful thinking.

脑子是空空的

Brains all empty.

手脚是麻麻的

Hands and feet all numb.

话是假假的

Words all fake.

眼是瞎瞎的

Eyes all blind.

脸是丑丑的

Faces all ugly.

因为我没有文化

Because I'm uneducated,

所以我只会说脏话

all I know how to do is swear.

嘻哈这片土壤

Hip-hop is this patch of soil,

反正我是随便玩的

Anyway, I'm just messing around.

何必那么认真

Why take it so seriously?

全部都是小偷

They're all thieves.

全部都是小偷

They're all thieves.

全部都是小偷

They're all thieves.

全部都是小偷

They're all thieves.

全部都是小偷

They're all thieves.

全部都是小偷

They're all thieves.

全部都是小偷

They're all thieves.

全部都是小偷

They're all thieves.

数不清的狗逼

Countless fucking assholes,

全部都是小偷

They're all thieves.

全部都是小偷

They're all thieves.

数不清的狗逼

Countless fucking assholes,

去年我叫王中王

Last year they called me King of Kings.

今年请叫我皇上皇

This year, please call me Emperor of Emperors.

去年我叫王中王

Last year they called me King of Kings.

今年请叫我皇上皇

This year, please call me Emperor of Emperors.

去年我叫王中王

Last year they called me King of Kings.

今年叫我皇上皇

This year, call me Emperor of Emperors.

去年我叫王中王

Last year they called me King of Kings.

今年叫我皇上皇

This year, call me Emperor of Emperors.

去年我叫王中王

Last year they called me King of Kings.

今年叫我皇上皇

This year, call me Emperor of Emperors.

今年叫我皇上皇

This year, call me Emperor of Emperors.

全部都是小偷

They're all thieves.

Notes

A self-appointed emperor condemns imitators, crowns himself with names that also sell meat, then joins the thieves he began by denouncing.

个个都得砍头

砍头 is an execution by cutting off the head. In a track that crowns its speaker emperor, it helps establish the theatrical role: he pronounces a collective sentence before arguing the case. The specificity makes the monarchy more than a generic rap rank. He performs the ruler’s supposed right to punish, then later sabotages his own exemption.

词

词 and 曲 split a song into its words and its musical composition. By naming both, the accusation claims that imitators want the entire construction rather than a stray phrase or surface style. That insistence on ownership prepares the joke at the end: the person defending every component of his originality eventually calls himself a thief too.

痴心妄想

痴心妄想 dismisses a desire as foolish and unrealizable, more contemptuous than ordinary hopeful thinking. The little 有点, “a bit,” understates that rejection, making it sound casually devastating. This mock moderation is one of the song’s tools: he can order heads cut off, then act as if he is only offering a mild assessment of bad judgment.

空空的

空空的, 麻麻的, 假假的, 瞎瞎的 and 丑丑的 give each insult the same doubled shape: empty, numb, fake, blind, ugly. Several also share the broad a vowel, helping the list fall into a taunting sing-song pattern. The childish simplicity is part of the insult. He reduces the rivals to a row of defective body parts and appearances rather than granting them an argument.

没有文化

没有文化 commonly means lacking education, knowledge or cultivation. It does not mean having no cultural identity. Here the phrase is used as a mock excuse for swearing, immediately after a deliberately repetitive chain of insults. He adopts the judgment that might be made about his speech and turns it into permission to continue speaking that way.

我们都是泥巴

The soil metaphor briefly gives everybody the same material: “we,” including the speaker, are mud. That is a comic leveling inside a song devoted to ordering executions and climbing above kings. It also supplies a way to hear the final theft confession: no one in this patch of music is presented as existing completely outside its shared raw matter.

你们可以来骂了

The speaker gives critics permission to begin, as though their reaction were another stage he has already scheduled. This is defensive control through anticipation: an insult loses some surprise when it arrives on cue. It also makes the “just playing” claim double-edged—he withdraws seriousness at the same moment he invites a contest over it.

反正都是笑话

反正 means “anyway” or “whatever the case,” making the dismissal apply regardless of what the opponents say. It can protect the speaker from judgment while making a sincere grievance hard to deny: he has spent the opening claiming that others steal his work. The song keeps both investment and disavowal active instead of choosing one stable tone.

王中王

王中王 is the title of an earlier Jackzebra mixtape, so the boast refers back to a name already attached to his work. The line treats the catalog as a ladder of ranks: an existing king-of-kings title can be surpassed by a fresh emperor title. Its “last year / this year” contrast is the speaker’s promotional flourish, not a reliable dating guide for the whole tape.

皇上皇

王中王 is a king among kings; 皇上皇 places an emperor above emperors. Repeating the new name performs the promotion instead of waiting for anybody to grant it. The polite 请, “please,” makes the demand sound mock-courteous. The closing admission of theft then leaves the grand new ruler standing inside the same crowd he ordered beheaded.

皇上皇

Both royal names also belong to meat products: Shuanghui sells 王中王 sausage, while 皇上皇 is a Cantonese cured-meat brand. That everyday commercial layer makes the promotion funnier in Chinese. He can sound as if he is ascending above every ruler while also moving between names familiar from food packaging. The wordplay punctures grandeur without requiring the boast to stop.

我也是一个小偷

也, “also,” is the turn: the ending does not retract the existence of thieves but adds the speaker to them. The broad accusation at the start has become inclusive. It leaves several pressures visible at once—anger at copying, pleasure in a superior persona, and awareness that his own work also draws from things already in circulation.

偷偷偷偷偷偷

偷 means steal; 偷偷 means secretly or stealthily. A long unbroken string of the character keeps both readings available on the page after the confession. The repeated syllable also abandons the earlier distinctions between lyrics and music for the bare act itself. English “steal, steal” catches the chant but loses the doubled word hiding inside it.

Independent, AI-assisted English translation. Not artist-authorized. Sources: Genius · original lyric transcript.

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About Jackzebra and this mixtape

Zhuang Zhuang Mixtape arrived on Surf Gang on October 2, 2026: 55 tracks, opening with Sour and closing with Sweet. Its cast widens from YoungQueenz on Poker Face to User116, Effie, kuru, yoyi, 春 and 南部犯罪份子. Aghast has a production credit on every track from Hitman through Snatch, giving that stretch a shared collaborator behind its changing scenes.

Surf Gang release · Artist credits

Jackzebra told AVYSS that he writes while singing over a beat he has listened to repeatedly, keeping the images in his head central. He values the room Mandarin leaves for indirect meanings. Listen for ordinary phrases becoming physical scenes: familiarity becomes cooking, authority becomes family seniority, and a tired saying suddenly turns into a threat.

AVYSS interview, 2024

In STATIC, he describes mixtapes as a format for letting ideas flow, reserving an official debut album for later. In a separate conversation about Above & Beyond, he compared that earlier tape to a collection of his producer friends’ work. The credits here likewise reward attention: long-running collaborators sit alongside guests working in Mandarin, Korean and English.

STATIC interview · Sabukaru interview, 2025

The small details connect to his stated interests: he has described playing Temple Run in transit and before shows, watching Top Boy, and wanting to score White Oleander. These give the songs specific points of contact with his life. The notes follow those connections alongside the lyrics’ jokes, invented scenes and competing voices.

His recommendations in Perfectly Imperfect · Dazed interview, 2025 · Interview questionnaire, 2025

Jackzebra has pushed back on being made to represent all of China’s underground. These notes stay close to the words: what an expression usually means, what changes in this line, and how another song answers it. Cultural references have sources; interpretations rest on details you can hear or read in the song.

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